IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger
Pretty much one of the best (and most awesome-looking) explanations of what’s going on in the fight for women’s health, nationwide. And yes, it’s a fight.
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
the girls and women of the last of us
if i die resurrect me with this video
if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video
i hate waking up late bc i feel like i wasted part of the day
Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.